A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
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I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !
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No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
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