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Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).
I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!
Thomas Jenkins by jendigedig July 26, 2016
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Thomas Stanley Holland 

A hot sexcccc guy who’s also a fucking cutieee😍😍😍😍😍😍😍HE’S A MAN OF MULTIPLE TALENTS LIKE ACTING SINGING AND DANCING LIKE RIHANNA!
Look at that sexy,hot,peng,fit guy over there!
“Oh him? That’s Thomas Stanley Hollandbetter known as Tom Holland and he’s the defenition of art and who wouldn’t love him”

Thomas Sanders 

Thomas Sander is the definition of a perfect and pure being. He cares a lot about his fans (the fanders) and he's a pretty neat dude oh and he also has an obsession with his butt.
Person 1: Hey man, You know how Thomas Sander is an awesome person?
Person 2: Yeah! who doesn't know that? We all worship Thomas Sanders

Thomas (the tank engine) 

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.
"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

Thomas-Arsenault 

The best pitcher in the world and throws 50 mph
Thomas-Arsenault is so good at baseball
Thomas-Arsenault by Goat91 June 7, 2018

Thomas Brodie Sangster 

Thomas Brodie Sangster is an English model, musician and actor. He was born in London on May 16th 1990 making him a Taurus on the astarogical chart. He is five foot ten and a half. He has dirty blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes. He has acted in many things including the Maze Runner Movie trilogy, Love Actually, Nowhere Boy, Phantom Halo, Phinneas And Ferb and many more. He was also featured in the music video for the song “30 Minute Break” by The Luka State. He is a very committed actor showed by the things he has done for his roles such as learning how to play guitar left handed for Nowhere Boy and putting a rock in his shoe to remind himself that his character in Maze Runner has a limp contrary to a previous suicide attempt in the Maze.
Person one: “How is that guy so perfect?”

Person two: “Because he is Thomas Brodie Sangster you bloody idiot!”

Thomas Costigan 

Also known as penis, like sex with other Irish potato farmers. Likes it anal and rough. Occasionally has sex with women but only if they are short Asians.
I really felt like a Thomas Costigan when you shoved your strong potato picking hands up my ass.