[STAND]

an entity psychically generated by its owner.

"Jotaro, this is your STAND!"

by memeboi6942 May 4, 2021

Standing like a beauty

Being cold.

Layla: “I’m really standing like a beauty, can I borrow your coat?.”
Lilith: “Oh, of course, here.”

by LoreLass_arr April 25, 2025

jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again

I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.

by LGAKHC May 27, 2010

one rose left standing

When one rose is still alive and the others he/she gave you are not, it tells you that person is the one.

“He got me some roses for my birthday a few weeks ago and there is one rose left standing.”
“Omg. He’s the one.”

by Jennajadewilsonboi February 23, 2021

Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022

standing on business

Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)

- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)

by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023

Stand upright

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Player 1. Hey wanna play some stand upright

Player 2. You mean shutdown simulator?

by Flarecharger May 25, 2022