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Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
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Olive Garden

One might toss a salad but if you get the Olive Garden your getting a stick of bread and creamy sauce on your face with fettuccine on your head making you look blonde.
Anderson usually wants me to toss his salad but this time he asked if any of my friends could Cooper ate and give him some Olive Garden
by 8284play January 8, 2021
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grill garden

You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.
(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?

BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.
by Tamicakes January 16, 2022
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Jimmy garden

Jimmy also known as Jamie is a stunning sexy man w his lickable 6 pack. He is a very nice (totally not awkward) being. He also has rumours of having a 89.56739210 dong
Guy 1: ‘‘Hey that guy over there is pretty non jimmy garden’s’.

Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
by Oscar female August 2, 2021
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The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.
“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”
by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025
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girl garden

Going out with Tony on Saturday.

That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?

Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.
by Shuaman September 9, 2018
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A garden implement

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'
"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"
by Tcm April 26, 2015
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