garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"

Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!

by CampFetus September 20, 2017

Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized

Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!

by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020

secret garden

mexican/hispanic pussy

"how's the secret garden, gizzelle?" "it's pretty good, man"

by Pee Pee McAss April 16, 2021

Gardening

Phrase popularized by TikTok, referring to smoking weed and other shenanigans dealing with marijuana.

“Yeah, I’m a BIG fan of gardening,” she said as she lit the joint

“Let’s get some flower, and then go gardening”

by crazykid98 December 19, 2024

Garden Gnome

Some tiny little man who is one of the funniest and coolest guy you will meet. He is such a well rounded guy and is good at almost everything he does. (He is also very good looking). But the one down size is he is tiny and can be a dick.

Ya know, Tyler is such a Garden Gnome

by ur mom gay 1245780 September 24, 2021

Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress

Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"

by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014

corns noodles foods gardens

This can mean multiple things but it is mainly used to get a laugh out of whoever says it. another thing you could say with this is you know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens. it is said when someone is flirty and annoying

oh my gosh! sally sue is being such a corns noodles foods gardens with sam! You know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens



Dad, say corns noodles foods gardens!

by yolanda molanda October 8, 2008