Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 18, 2022
An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.
Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
Soon David and "Scottster" are "ace boon coons," as my mother used to say, golfing together and making plans for joint ventures in computer programming.
by Delbosco October 14, 2021
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" Yo mark i need meds i'm low on health.
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later
by CallMeManaMan February 17, 2019
by Dead 1 November 30, 2023
by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018
One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.
by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021