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95-96 Bulls

1. Referring to the basketball team Chicago Bulls, who had a exceptional season back in 1995-1996, hence the 95-96, when they finished first with the record of 72 wins - 10 losses. Their main roster was Randy Brown as PG, Michael Jordan as SG, Scottie Pippen as SF, Dennis Rodman as PF, Bill Wennington as C, and Phil Jackson as the head coach.

2. As widely-considered as the best of all time, the team got a lot of die-hard fans who always believe that their team would always be the best. Annoyed by this, fans of many other teams and even many neutrals want to mock them. And as a result, they came up with a joke. No matter how impertinent and irrelevant the topic is about, they always have to add something relating to the 95-96 Bulls. What they don't know is they're the real annoying ones.
Bleacher Report on Facebook: "Kristaps Porzingis Turns Down Fan's Elaborate Prom Request with Video."

Some random annoying guy: "But can Porzingis turn down a prom request from the 95-96 Bulls?"
by $un$hjne August 23, 2016
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Red Bull Crush

After drinking a can of Red Bull, crushing the can due to the Popeye style effects gained from the canned beverage.
Popeye: "Fuck spinach, this red bull is the shit"

*Peforms Red Bull Crush*
by Popeye333 April 22, 2011
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Red bull Life

Someone who has no life other than drinking red bull. They won't stop drinking it for more than a minute due to their overwhelming addiction. People with the red bull life generally never have kids because the red bull destroys their appearance, and forces them to live in their mother's basement playing video games 24/7, no sleep, and only taking breaks to drink red bull. People with the red bull life are also generally pretty fucking trash at video games, despite playing them 24 hours a day, every single day, furthermore, people with the red bull life are most of the time, sweaty tryhards that always fail. What I am trying to say is, you don't want the red bull life. Although, I bet some of you do want to live the red bull life. I mean, I, the one writing this is currently living the red bull life. It's great, you should try it.
Look at that nerd over there, he must be living the red bull life.
by Dounk February 9, 2017
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bull in a china shop

Something that destroys everything it touches, the antonym of the midas touch
What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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Red Bull Run

A drinking game centering around a handle of vodka that is a particularly bad idea.

Everyone participating starts with a red bull. The game commences by passing the vodka around to the various players, with each taking as large a shot as possible straight from the bottle and chasing their chug with their red bull. The game ends when all players have finished their red bull or, preferably, the handle of vodka.
"Dude, what happened after that red bull run last night? I don't remember anything after 10."
by IDiAR February 27, 2008
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bull fucking horseshit

an exclamation claiming disbelief

similar to bullshit, but with far more emphasis and humor
john: hey steve! I finally got laid by emily!

steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!
by usualsuspectgigity November 29, 2011
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bull fucking shit

absolute nonsence. Also used as an interjection to convey disgust and disbelief.
Joey sees a political ad on the TV. The politician says that he stands for "family values". He reaches for the remote and says "Bull Fucking Shit!"
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 6, 2006
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