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Chicken Jockey

Chicken Jockey is a mob from Minecraft where a Baby Zombie will ride a Chicken, creating a Chicken Jockey. The mob was popularized by the Minecraft Movie.
by unknownperson:p April 9, 2025
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change of jockey

When an Irish woman kicks her man out of the house and changes the locks.
"Fiona, did someone get a hold of your keys?"
"No, just a change of jockey"
by IreCan March 12, 2021
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Jaw jockey

Some one how specializes in the act of vigorous oral sex. You could consider them a Master Palidin Mouthfucke.
Have you met Jessica? Shes are real Jaw Jockey, revs ya like a two-stroke.
by Brimbus May 9, 2021
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cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks
Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey
by revere jr. December 4, 2020
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Lane Jockey

Someone who speeds up or slows down to prevent you from entering their lane of traffic.
This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them
by CaliSchmob March 17, 2021
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attitude jockey

someone who is constantly stand offish and unhelpful

first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves

they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser
when asked a question by someone who is learning, an attitude jockey will say 'what you don't know that?' forgetting that they didn't know before they learnt it
by swfella February 23, 2011
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