Joe the Jew

A savage mother fugger. End of Story.

Danny Blanco is a Joe the Jew

by TacocaT257playdoh November 14, 2016

what a jew

"A term for calling someone any swear you can think of" like when your playing warzone and someone uses a street sweeper in rebirth.
Likely originated from my Xbox party when talking about gassing the Jews.

"Dude did you hear that mike performed a Alaskan snow dragon On Brooke, Yeah what a jew.

by mike hawk is sofa king small May 18, 2021

French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

The jew game

People gather around in a circle and start throwing money on the ground. The first one to pick up the money is deemed the jew. Other people can bully and harass the person for it.

Tony threw a 5 dollar bill on the floor. Alex couldn't resist and picked it up. Alex was the winner of the jew game and called a jew for the next month.

by Shackle meister April 8, 2019

sweaty jew

when your asshole gets really hot and sweaty

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear

by reading book October 12, 2016

cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

by Slothfather February 27, 2017

Jew Perk

A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.

Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."

Manager: "What, why?"

W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."

M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"

W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."

M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."

by Another-Anon October 1, 2010