goat diggers

When someone has two big front teeth that look like a goats front teeth. Also goats dig with their teeth so it creates the term Goat Diggers.

Hey Major!, did you see the goat diggers on Mark?

by Minamus April 5, 2017

Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

Goat Barn

The act of inserting an entire goat into the human rectum repeatedly as a punishment for poor performance in an otherwise unrelated activity.

I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.

by BugJohnJr December 7, 2021

stink goat

A hairy lesbian hippys long sweaty flaps dangling out on a hot summers day.

"Oh man Bertha - your sweat is outlining your stink goat again".

by drrryl March 4, 2016

cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater

by Snowy098 September 29, 2021

Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021

Goats Up

Goats up is a term used describe raising the consciousness of others. Also describes taking an audience on a mental goose chase.

The crowd at Austin City Limits met the Minnesota chapter of Goats Up and got woke.

by Goat leader October 4, 2018