Glue balloons

Male genitalia

I got kicked right in the glue balloons

by Sergeants Stadanko June 12, 2024

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Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!

Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?

by Smash0605 June 24, 2022

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Balloon head

A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.

Balloon head is so cocky, which is surprising due to his shrimp cock

by weloveminecraft April 4, 2019

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Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018

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Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast

"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 2, 2019

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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society behavior, into a trend or fad.

a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.

his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.

Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2012

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