A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.
by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018
Get the Jack Van Nortonmug. Noun
Someone who believes that their singing ability is improved by yelling as loud as they can and is usually proud to be labeled as such.
Note: this trait is found mostly in metal-heads.
Someone who believes that their singing ability is improved by yelling as loud as they can and is usually proud to be labeled as such.
Note: this trait is found mostly in metal-heads.
Yeah, when I just sing as loud as I can, it doesn't matter how out of key I am. I'm such a Van Yell-Sing.
by Abraham Van Yell-Sing October 8, 2011
Get the Van Yell-Singmug. by ruels wife January 18, 2021
Get the coco van dijkmug. When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
by Lark Druid February 6, 2022
Get the The Van Schwack Lawmug. I did the Vincent van Goo last night and still haven't gotten my hearing back.
The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.
The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.
by AudenSnow May 27, 2019
Get the Vincent van Goomug. The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant
by Poopycock December 30, 2019
Get the Matthew Van Peltmug. He is one of thε few real men left in thε world αnd is very loyal to his partner. He is one of thε most intelligent boys yσu will find in today day αnd age. He is α keeper. He's very kind αnd warm hearted αnd has α good sense of humor. He is α best friend αnd α lover who will never bring out thε dull side in yσu
Ethan van Jaarsveld
by nicole55 November 15, 2011
Get the Ethan van Jaarsveldmug.