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Carpet Bombing

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs

Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.

by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019

Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot

Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers

by Elitelixir April 23, 2023

Farmers carpet

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.

I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.

by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024

Carpet bombing

After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen

A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.

by Washington Penis Man July 22, 2020

carpet

letting your significant other (usually a female) walk all over you and take advantage in a relationship.

Leo’s such a little carpet, he let his girl stick a finger in his bum after he said no (leo.d0b)

by pistol mike January 22, 2023

Carpet Streeting

Carpet Streeting: When an individual or multiple fully cover a street with carpets borrowed by stores in the street.
The term was first coined by Thomas van Luyn on a Dutch TV show named "Wie is de Mol?" In Season 22, episode 8, task "Carpet Diem".

We are attempting the world record for carpet streeting

by MolFan October 9, 2022