Whale Wash

When a very obese woman lays on a bed and 5 or more men cover her in there jizzz...thus washing the whale.

yea man...sorry i didn't call you back last night...i got invited to a whale wash last minute.

by adiesle July 9, 2011

The White Whale

An an act in which while the girl is laying down you bust a nit in her mouth then proceed to drop kick her so is shoots out of her similiar to a whale blowing out of its blow hole.

The fat bitch was getting out of hand so i had to perform the white whale.

by muhammed the 7th July 28, 2006

anorexic whale

Someone who is so skinny, they can be compared to a whale as an opposite, thus the use of the word anorexic.

Seeming to be opposites, that's what they describe, someone so skinny they are as skinny as a whale is huge.

Apples: You never bring a lunch, you never eat anything, and you weigh forty pounds! Eat you anorexic whale!

Berries: Umm. I weigh 44 pounds

by Don't call me Pammy May 15, 2007

humpback whale

When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other.

Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were humpback whale’n all the way back home.

by indysolo August 14, 2014

whale-moose

A huge, stinky, whiney retched chick who looks like a moose that swallowed a whale.

I was drunk when I hooked up with my whale-moose of a wife.

by nemisis7 May 10, 2006

Stranded Whale

When having sex in the doggy style position, grab both her arms while railing her. The longer you hold this position the more like a stranded whale on a beach she will look.

Tino was watching discovery channel and witnessed a stranded whale while having sex with his girl and attempted to re enact the scene.

by Flipper2010 April 22, 2010

Whale Watcher

anybody who is extremely stupid can be a whale watcher

he must be a whale watcher.

by heymarket station September 4, 2003