the UPS store 

The place in which TJ, Jaramy, and George spend all thier lonly lives

crap I gotta work today at the UPS store

the UPS store by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

The Unicorn Finish 

At the end of sex when the man is ready to finish, he stands behind the girls' head and rests his penis on the top and busts the load forward. The penis is the unicorn horn. GET IT!?

"Yeah Jamal, I was with Shanicequa yesterday. We decided to get it on you know, and I finished with the unicorn. She got pretty pissed because I fucked up the upholstery on her new love seat. The Unicorn Finish was pretty fun though. know what I'm sayin'?"

The Unicorn Finish by dannakins December 17, 2008

The Ups 

The condition of someone looking like they are mentally retarded but being a fully functional without any serious mental deficiencies.

Can also be known as "Ups Syndrome."

Damn that short dude from American Pickers looks like he has The Ups.

I thought that Jimmy Clausen had down syndrome, but it turns out he just has The Ups

The Ups by Number Jonny 5 September 25, 2010

the used 

Another generic "emo" band created for the sole purpose of bilking millions out of misguided, brain-washed teens who like what they are told to like because they're a bunch of sheep who can't think for themselves.

Brain-washed Teen A: The Used rocks!
Brain-washed Teen B: Yeah! They're a killer band that pretty much just emulates every other commercialized, mass-produced "emo" band and they totally empathize with my "terrible" life of comfort. My parents totally don't understand me, the hot, popular guy at school doesn't even look at me, and even though I'm bulemic and 40 pounds underweight, the popular girls don't like me -- but The Used makes it all better!

the used by Anonymous Thought-Provoker December 28, 2005

The Used 

The band consits of Bert McCrackin (vocals), Quinn Allman (gutair/back-up vocals), Jeph Howard (Bass), and Branden Steineckert (Drums). They are very awesome. The band came from Ormen, Utah. It was pretty hard for them to find a place for them to play because their some what voilent stage shows. The Used perserverd through the critisim and touered around to get more of a steady fan base. As they watched their fan base multiply they worked harder on their albums and put more feelings into their lyrics. The Used are now working on a new album and have all grown mustaches (except for Bert I think)

Do you think that it's me or it's not me I don't even care-I'm a Fake- In love and Death (The Used 2nd album) :)

The Used by Cashmoo September 4, 2006

the ugly fucks 

a group of girls at my school (any school) that are just horribly ugly and uninteresting to talk to, bad communication skills, there only hope is to get really rich and buy new skin.. and learn how to talk right...damn

keen hangs out with the ugly fucks

the ugly fucks by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

The Union Records 

An independent label, based in Portland, Oregon.

I love No Go Know. They are on The Union Records.

The Union Records by edcpdx June 19, 2007