The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
Get the Phoenician Taint Ticklemug. (1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.
(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.
-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.
-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12
hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"
Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"
Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
by MarnieLee December 12, 2023
Get the Taint Timemug. Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.
by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015
Get the Itchy Side Taintmug. When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.
by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014
Get the Taint soupmug. the region between the ballsack and the asshole for a man and the vagina and the asshole for a woman
by Soviet_Doggo69 September 6, 2021
Get the taintmug. by George_of_the_navy May 6, 2022
Get the Taint Tumblingmug. by Gooeytomato March 15, 2025
Get the Taint tasslemug.