rusty fuck

1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.

2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine

1.

Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.

2.

Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.

by nakker December 14, 2009

Dirty Rusty

When you simultaneously suck a dick while cooking

*Smacks ass* hey babe nacon smells good lets do a dirty rusty

by Getbirddogedbitch! November 29, 2020

Rusty Horseshoe

Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.

Man that guy, John, has some rancid rusty horseshoes. That just nasty.

by Blashim November 22, 2013

Rusty Scupper

Rusty Scupper is the act of taking a dump between a chicks legs while she is on the toilet. As the crap goes through her legs, it leaves a skid marc known as a rusty scupper

After Cory got a blumpkin from Dawn, he sat on her lap and gave her a Rusty Scupper.

by kennyfuckinpowers August 6, 2012

Rusty Mower

The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.

My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.

by DazCaz2 May 24, 2015

Rusty ass

If you rust someone, you half trust them. You usually trust the person but you are fully aware that they can be shady.

Wow, be careful around Tom, he's kind of a rusty ass...

by yunglilboo June 2, 2015

Rusty Muzzle

The act of rubbing feces in ones hand, then rubbing it in anothers face usually during intercourse.

Dud i totally gave that girl a rusty muzzle, she almost poked.

by The "beeb beeb" Kid November 25, 2010