baldboy gamer

normally a Baldman who doesn't touch grass and spends the entire sweating on minecraft and fortnite

Guy1: Hey have you seen the baldboy gamer?

Guy2: ya, he's kinda weird

Guy1:I know right he spends the entire day playing minecraft and fornite just getting sweated on before cussing his teammates out and leaving

by bigbruhni-hahafunni April 6, 2023

Gamer's butt

When you sit and play a game for too long and you can no longer feel your butt

Ah man I got gamer's butt

by LIL'JOHN August 6, 2015

Gamer Pose

When a gamer leans forward.
Grants +5 Skill

Person 1: goes into gamer pose
Person 2: Bro wtf

by BeatingMyDick January 14, 2020

Half-Gamer

A person that only use one side of his headset, making it possible to actually hear what people around him is saying.

Chris: Heh, Gary sucks at CS
John: Shush, he can here you. He's only a half-gamer.

by Ash Is Mad February 21, 2008

gamer-juice

A fluid desired by all gamers: gamer-juice. It is the physical manifestation of gaming in liquid form.

OH MY GOD, GAMER-JUICE.

AYGHYGHGGH *gamer orgasm noises*

by gaeemr January 11, 2022

Epic gamer

This is someone who has achieved ultimate epicness. He/she can also be known as a POG champ. They have dominance over everyone who has not achieved this status. However, a duel must be conducted when two epic gamers come in contact.

Your mom was such an epic gamer last night...

by _flabby_abby69 March 24, 2021

Gamer Sneeze

When you sneeze while recording or in voice chat and it blows out peoples ears.

*ACHOO*
"Fuck dude, you just blew out my headphones!"
"You just Gamer Sneezed on."

by MattieCake May 1, 2017