Angry Mallory

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck

Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

Angry child

Basically, it’s Tommyinnit. Just a child on the internet being a dumbass.

Tommyinnit: Angry child

by Kuromi Paras April 11, 2021

angry incher

an unusually small penis attached to an agressive lover.

That girl's hot! You should totally give her the angry incher.

by englishhclass August 9, 2016

Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly

"Man it just wouldn't load and I had to pull an Angry Aaron"
"Mate what the fuck"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

angry nog

When you finish drinking a thing of egg nog you fill it all up with jizz and serve it to your family for Christmas

Friend: have you given Jimmy the angry nog yet
Me: no not yet but soon
Friend: ok good he deserves it

by Bob Phill jack January 4, 2018

angry joey

When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.

I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.

by Jacob studer April 6, 2015

Angry Sock

When a person by the name of Josh takes their sisters sock and as their about to ejaculate she takes the sock and ruins the orgasm

Bro I can’t believe she angry socked me

by KetLova69 February 15, 2019