dingle-berry removal system

A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.

After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.

by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018

The Polar system

Can you take a polar bear and put it in an orphanage to steady population

The line at this restaurant is too long they should really use the Polar system in this place

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

Bortrovian System

A nation part of the Andromeda Alliance, shared relations with the Republic of Bortron.

The Bortrovian System is scary.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

public school system

shit
i'm a 34 yo man who works at retail, I know what damn well what I'm talking about.

1: the damn american school with them shitty teachers pisses me off.

2: Blame the public school system

by aidetaut November 3, 2022

metric system

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres

When will the US use the metric system?

by уour mum July 2, 2025

Water purifucation system

Just a fancy term for making sure the water in a jacuzzi is clean after people fuck in it. Particularly useful on a cruise ship or in a spa where people well you know......

I have to run the Water purifucation system before I close the spa for the night. It's jizz something I do

by 4realazitgits May 3, 2021

Quadrant System

1. (noun) An "educational" tool created to thoroughly confuse learners. Its arbitrary and ambiguous nature not only defeats its supposed purpose as a memory aid, but also allows the "educator" to raise or lower grades based on this elusive "concept".

2. + ous (adj.) Can also be used to describe something devious and/or superfluous.

(2) T.'s use of stink bombs to drive out her roommate was completely Quadrant Systemous.

by SuperFlabbyRoastBeef April 20, 2010