Cole Stoner

A high school boy who is in love with anumne tiddies typically short with blonde hair and harass People named ross.

he is such a cole stoner

by datphata$$boi January 15, 2019

Stoner Cab

Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab

Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night

by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020

stoner

someone who smokes more than 3 drugs , snorts coke , and is always h!gh🍃

allí ah: aye that dude adrian fine ash

malinda:gurl be careful he a stoner fr fr

by braazymshollywood👅🚶🏻‍♀️ March 27, 2021

stoner

when 4/20 blaze is apart of a daily routine.

wilma : seen that missy? a right stoner her.

by markdontlikebark May 19, 2020

Stoner

A person who hits blunts, bowls, and bongs daily.

Bro that guys smokes so much weed he is such a stoner.

by Reetspanker December 20, 2018

Schrödinger's Stoner

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.

Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."

by urwifesboyfriend June 14, 2021

Stoner bag

A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.

"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"

by Violet Jones November 2, 2016