Steam Face

someone who can not comprehend social situations and hides themselfs alone in their home glued to their computer screen.

Jake is such a steam face, gross.

by hate steam July 16, 2011

steamed peach

A sweaty pussy that has been marinating in moist panties all day, causing offensive aromas. A smelly snatch that stinks like low tide. Also a song.

My girlfriend needs to shower when she gets home otherwise her steamed peach will make me retch.

by Dapper Dicky April 27, 2017

steam demon

It's when your shit is so hot that when it hits skin that bitch turns into a homemade steam room.

Brad - Hey Nick come here!

Nick - What?
*Brad shits on his arm
*Nick autistic scream
Brad - STEAM DEMON!!

by OG Snowstorm August 14, 2017

steaming roach

Steaming roach is the definition of a crap that was so hot and spicy it made a noise on its way out and they usually stink and burn for around ten minutes .

when I got back from school I dropped a huge Steaming Roach.

by NOXADOG April 23, 2024

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

Check steam

A troll phrase said occasionally in the Geometry Dash community to bait people into thinking the 2.2 update has been released.

Hey Alex. Check Steam.

You're an asshole, Jerry!

by xtx55 December 16, 2023

Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.

My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.

by I8mypaint January 6, 2018