Barnet Steamer

When you jizz into a shot glass, microwave it, and pour it on a womans chest or back typically causing a burn.

Girl 1: My boyfriend was drunk last night and convinced me to let him do a barnet steamer

Girl 2: what the fuck

by RunningWithAnErection October 28, 2025

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Boston Steamer

Do a no. 2 on a place you shouldn't do in (used especially for animals)

The dog has just done a Boston Steamer again

by Pseudonym____________ January 11, 2023

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kevinward steamer

When you ask girls over your place on the first date and fart on them

My friend did a KevinWard steamer on the first girl he met on Tinder

by limenyo May 22, 2018

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Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.

While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.

by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023

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Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.

Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

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When a guy is committing sexual activities with their significant other. And they suck your penis until climax then stick it in a water bottle where you climax in it then 2 hours later you pour it into your own butt where your SO will then slurp it up like a Chug Jug.

"Hey baby wanna Texian Steamer?"
"Sure"

by Blixls December 22, 2021

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