When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023
Get the The standing readingmug. by All Brains January 19, 2024
Get the stand on businessmug. The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015
Get the fat standingmug. couple night stand or fake dating to do only sex is a condition primarlly found in HS where two friends may fake date for protection or sex although it might sound weird it is widely practiced in HS
by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs October 31, 2023
Get the couple nights standmug. 
by The_pailidan1 August 19, 2022
Get the Stand-offmug. sex move in which stand next to bed with chick lying on bed sideways and lean hands on her hair holding it down to the bed as your feet, hands and dick form a tripod of support!
by JBut December 25, 2007
Get the Standing tripodmug.