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Doing the Splits

means to bow down or split your morals to get money. Mostly used against women who speak their mind and people do not agree
Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the yearly TKO gift basket… 🥱
by thelostcauseofwords September 24, 2025
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Split the bill

When a girl is not that pretty or attractive but crackable but not wife material
“Yo that girl you were talking to at the bar last night.. yeah she can split the bill”
by EVIE ROACH December 12, 2025
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banana split delight

The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.
Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”
by Doublecolany January 23, 2025
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60/40 split

The 60/40 split is a form of relationship dynamic, statistically one of the most, if not THE most stable relationship dynamic. It is where the man is the primary earner and pays 60% of the bills, and the woman is the secondary earner who pays 40% of the bills. In terms of chores and childcare, they are split evenly among the couple. This is not to be confused with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.

Statistically, a relationship with a male primary earner, female secondary earner, and equal sharing of household responsibilities, is the most stable - with low rates of adultery, low rates of divorce, and high rates of reported marital satisfaction. This is because it strikes a balance with the best of both worlds between traditional and egalitarian relationships, meeting it in the middle.

Kids may or may not be put in daycare, depending on the couple's preferences. Sometimes the government may choose paid transferable parental leave, which is also a good option.
Anna: My boyfriend and I are doing the 60/40 split, it works great for us.
by mohpashun February 1, 2025
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60/40 split

60/40 split refers to a marriage or relationship dynamic where the man is the primary earner and the woman is the secondary earner. The man pays 60% of the bills while the woman pays 40% of the bills. Chores and childcare are split evenly and shared among the couple. Studies show the 60/40 split has the lowest rates of divorce, lowest rates of adultery, and highest rate of marital satisfaction. This is to be contrasted with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.
I will do a 60/40 split sometime in the future.
by leldon February 4, 2025
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splitting the G

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers
“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”
by rasta badmon February 9, 2025
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Banana Split

When you are have sex with a woman and you spread her legs, put your dick in her vagina and stick a banana in her ass.
“Omg Rebecca, I heard that you and Chad did a banana split last night, you a fucking freak!”
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
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