by Pushpop56 May 20, 2023
either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects
by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017
Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.
"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"
by trombonefishjoe January 13, 2024
Split the Room f
by quartz89 February 02, 2022
A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023
A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.
A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”
“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”
“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”
“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”
“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”
“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
by FB Bingz September 04, 2023
The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 06, 2011