Spaghetti Noodle

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.
Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.
by FB3Network January 10, 2025
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Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.
I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.
by hjjcnk September 13, 2021
mugGet the Spaghetti-Pissermug.

Spaghetti Warehouse

The act of shooting uncooked spaghetti down a urethra hole and sucking it out when the heat of your cock cooks it.
''Bruh I just gave James a Spaghetti Warehouse, lets fucking go''
by NotBalor June 21, 2020
mugGet the Spaghetti Warehousemug.
A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret
"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"
by Ian sarain August 12, 2021
mugGet the Tessy wessy noodles and spaghettimug.

Under the Spaghetti

A common phrase to describe someone who is suffering from a seizure or similar epileptic fit.
Person 1: Is Barbara okay?
Person 2: Don't mind her, she's just under the spaghetti.
by Haynick August 7, 2018
mugGet the Under the Spaghettimug.

Brown spaghetti

When you are eating ass so hard that his or her tapeworm come out his or her butt to look whats going on and you slurp it down
Man i feel so great, i finally ate brown spaghetti with Susan last night.
by Lollaby2069 February 9, 2021
mugGet the Brown spaghettimug.

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