Forbidden spaghetti

When your 3d print fails but didn’t stop so when you return to it later it’s a big mess of oh so delicious forbidden spaghetti (do not eat it no matter what the voices in you head tell you)

Eden: what were you printing?
Tyler:turns out a big ol’ mess of forbidden spaghetti

Eden:did you get me a bowl?
Tyler:of fucking course I did!
*they proceeded to consume the entire pile of forbidden spaghetti and live happily ever after for about an hour before they died of internal bleeding*

by Ravviepie December 27, 2024

spaghetti burn

The ring around your lips after you eat spaghetti

Vash: novi! Your spaghetti burn is never gonna wash off!

by Sidebhero February 19, 2024

spaghetti style

When you’re stuffing rope and she’s on her period

I was so gummied last night I hit it spaghetti style and had to buy her new sheets

by Kameron410 April 09, 2024

spaghetti social

Jakes favorite past time

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear

by jakelovesbears August 13, 2017

Spaghettied

When you feel a whole lot of emotions like in love, nervousness, terrified, surprised you feel like you'll fall on the floor like spaghetti

Simp: awh man here comes Ashley! Oh I'm gonna become spaghettied !!

by GoonieDaddy March 23, 2022

spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin February 12, 2016

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022