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hand-soccer

I couldn't find a word for it in my dictionaries, so I made one myself. It's a kind of game that is played by two people. A miniature of a soccer pitch with miniature soccer players on it which is played by moving the handles attached to it.
James and Mike were playing hand-soccer.
by Arashbn1 December 30, 2007
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Canadian Snow Soccer

Also known as Hockey, this game was originally played outdoors when in the Winter months, fresh water lakes would freeze. This allowed Canucks to strap metal blades onto their feet and slide around on the icy pond while chasing after and trying to hit a biscuit into a goal with a funny looking stick. Players of the game often slam into each other and get into fights while attempting to gain control of said biscuit. For the most part, the game is now played inside on an artificial ice skating rink, but is occasionally played outside. Somehow, this game made its way to the United States, although 90%* or more of the players on its teams are also made up of Canuckistanians.

*this statistic is a rectal extraction
Dude 1: You watching the Stars game later?
Dude 2: Nah. I don't really watch Canadian Snow Soccer, though it is far more entertaining than Soccer.
by FarkinFarker January 18, 2008
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tunnel soccer

When someone puts their testicles in a womans vagina, usually when the woman is over 40, which is where the word 'tunnel' comes from.
I just played tunnel soccer and scored big time.
by Darren89 November 9, 2006
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crab cakes and soccer

(See deffinition for "Run Train")
"we ran train on their football team last night, just like crab cakes and soccer"
by Spartin3015 January 14, 2008
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clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas
by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
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Clothespin Soccer

N. soccer with a clothespin.
Steven! lets play some clothespin soccer!
by Hubert Rolandburger January 25, 2011
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Clitoris soccer

by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013
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