Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020

Rage Soccer Player

A rage soccer player is a girl/boy who is a slut or a fuckboy who think they are better then everyone else.

Stay away from the rage soccer players they will screw you over!

by Goalzzzzz123 March 22, 2017

Soccer

The world's worst, and overrated sport.

Mark: Hey man are you watching the soccer game tn?
Kyle: Hell nah, Soccer sucks ass. I'd rather kill myself by putting myself through a spin cycle.

by DippyTheDuck October 31, 2023

all day i dream about soccer

The slogan 'all day i dream about soccer' 1981-2017 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'

'all day I dream about soccer' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

by Barbara Gauss May 24, 2017

Soccer Baseball

Hill Billy slang for some parts of Canada for “kickball”.

Person 1: Hey let’s go play some soccer baseball.
Person 2: Stfu and use real names.

by grape_36 June 8, 2023

Bad at soccer

Gets an insured amount of females

Ik ur bad at soccer

by Balls225 April 27, 2022

The Lebron James of soccer

Christian Pulisic is the Lebron James of soccer

Whoa did you see the Lebron James of soccer score that goal it was amazing!!!!

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 30, 2022