pp sneeze

very used phrase by pikagirl699, even tho she doesn't have a pp :pensive:

pika : ello
d4dero : pp sneeze
pika : xddddddddddd

by pikagirl699 March 2, 2019

blind sneeze

its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands

this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*

by sneeeze March 5, 2019

teasey sneezey

The feeling when you are about to sneeze and you don’t.

Skyler made a face, wrinkled his nose, braced himself for what was going to be an epic sneeze, but after several moments of nothing he realized it was just a teasey sneezey.

by Linny March 20, 2019

morning sneeze

Wet dream

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants

by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019

Dick Sneezing

When one blows their load into a tissue.

I am planning on Dick Sneezing while watching some porn.

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

i sneezed three times

?WHAT IS 7 TIMES 8

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-

by the match was rigged November 15, 2019