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Escape a sniper 

1.
Begin running the moment you suspect there is a problem. Pick a direction and stick with it. There is no use trying to figure out which way to run away from the shooter, since they will most likely be well-hidden. Just choose the shortest route to safety.

2.
Run in a zigzag pattern. It is difficult to hit a moving target. However, it is much more difficult to line a person up in gun sight, if he is moving in erratic motions. This will help you avoid being zeroed in on by a sniper.

3.
Keep moving. Never stop moving while trying to escape a sniper. A person who is standing still, even for a brief second, is an ideal target for a sniper. No matter how you move, don’t stop, and keep your movements erratic and unpredictable. This will help you stay safe.

4.
Move indoors as quickly as possible. Your best bet will be to run in a zigzag pattern toward the nearest building. If you are outdoors, it will be impossible for a sniper to hit you if you are indoors and away from windows.

5.
Find something to hide under if there are no nearby buildings to take shelter in. Sliding under a parked car or truck is a good idea, because snipers tend to be located up high. This will prevent the shooter from having a good angle.
Escape a sniper, you are the example.
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Escape a sniper by personalchaos October 17, 2010
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Voldemort Kills Snape 

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!
The Man - The Blackest Man in Hollywood.
The Definition - A very dark-skinned African-American.
Yo man, did you see Snipes the other night? Neither did I. Hah Biznatch.
Snipes by Cum-Chup September 3, 2005
When a person who is rather annoying,irritating, aggravating or disguisting, always seems to find you no matter where you are.
Friend 1:"Hey man, what's up?"
Friend 2:"Nothing just chillin'?"
(Annoying friend walks in)
Annoying Friend: "WHAT'S UP GUYS!!"
Friend 1:"Fuck!...we got sniped!"
Sniped by ladyking14 March 11, 2011
A person who always sees you do stuff that you shouldn't be doing. Snipers are usually moms, dads, old people, or people of authority.
The lunch lady sniped me stealing a fudge round from across the room. What a fucking sniper.
Sniper by Dante P October 29, 2005

auto sniper

A contradictory and juvenile nickname given to the German G3 SG-1 sniper rifle. Mostly used in Counter-Strike, in which most players are too ignorant to notice the flaws in their "gamer" terminology. It is hard to imagine where this nickname comes from, as in the the game, the rifle does not have the full-automatic firing capability.
Jeff: W4tch 0ut j00 nubs i'11 k1ck j00r a$$ wif my l337 auto sniper LOL!

Me: Auto sniper? Snipers are people, not guns, you dumbfuck.
auto sniper by Sgt N00dle December 13, 2008