snap turtle

a jail term for a punk ass person who talks alot but dont do nothin

that foo mike is a straight up snap turtle

by Jay aka F- October 27, 2004

Snap

1. a card game in which players take it in turns to turn over cards on a central pile. When two cards of the same number (or of the same design, in specialist card sets) are overturned, the first person to cry "snap!" and place their hand on the pile wins the hand.
2. An exclamation to declare similarity or matching items, drawn from the card game in 1.

"I have five fingers on each hand."
"Snap!"

by Innerbat July 27, 2007

aw snap

An exclamation denotating excitment and/or suprise.

When Judy showed her mother Maria her new tongue ring, Maria promptly said "Aw snap, girl."

by James Picardo June 24, 2003

Snap, Crackle, Poop

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...

"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."

by Del Rio WI October 16, 2008

finger snap

to snap you finger and say "Snap!" when something funny, good, bad or anyting happens to somebody or yourself.

"My friend said if you touch my butt I should slap your butt, too."

"Snap!"

by Robin Hood March 10, 2005

Snapology

The science of HandCrafted SnapBack Caps. Custom, one of a kind . There is nothing like it on this planet. A rare breed.

SnapBack Snapology

by SnapBack July 27, 2012

snap a fish

Pinch a loaf; drop a stool; take a dump.

Damn. My guts are about to burst. I gotta snap a fish!

by Raging Buffoon April 1, 2008