Skeet reet

When you nut on the phone and don't respond to any messages or calls for 4 hours

Person 1:"did u hear from John last night?"
Person2:"nah man he hit me with that skeet reet"

by Casss2428 April 18, 2019

Skeet Tree

A non-relatable creature known as "khafan6000"who owns a discord server and hates anime. He also uses whatsapp but he is NOT based true relatable guy.... you can call him kian so he does not get mad at you. He is a youtuber also. But He is NOT BASED NOT TRUE RELATABLE.

Skeet Tree Isn't thattttt based lmao.

by Cedestera September 03, 2021

Skeet-belt

Another term used for a condom. You wear a seat belt for safety. well a skeetbelt also keeps your junk safe.

Damn I wanna give that boy a ride. I wish i had a skeet-belt.

by TiiGiiTyTaB May 04, 2009

sleet skeet

to ejaculate as you exit an airplane thus allowing the ejaculate to freeze as it travels towards Earth

Alex: What are you doing man?
Timbo: *unzips pants* Imma bout to sleet skeet all over those peeps below *jumps out of plane*
Alex: AWWWW snap son!

by showmonkeyT October 06, 2011

Yeet skeet

When you nut in your hand and sling it into your girls face.

I was fuckin the shit out of this bitch when I pulled out and yeet skeet all over her face.

by Blownheadgasket January 21, 2021

Bizzaro Skeet Skeet

The Skeet Skeetin' of a woman on a man.. either with a white gooey liquid or hot red lava.

a.k.a. Reverse Skeet Skeeted

"Ahhhh...Ian got Reversed Skeet Skeeted!!"

"I can't beli'd i was Bizarro Skeet Skeet'd"

by Mavrick March 14, 2005

Meet and skeet

Greetings exchanged upon one another much like shaking hands but instead of grabbing another mans hand and shaking it you would instead grab his penis.

My school's having a meet and skeet tomorrow; I'll be sure to bring my lotion! :D

Man, I can't believe I forget that man's name with the strong hands at the meet and skeet yesterday.

by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009