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Simon

A guy who is mean uses you and thinks he is hard
Who is that beating up the tree

Oh that’s just Simon acting hard
by Cmmb April 11, 2020
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Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud
good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???
by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020
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Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud
good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???
by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020
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Simone-9

Simone-9 : The Kinetic Hub made from COVID-19.

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So, we call Simone-9. If it doesn't respond, This is not good, if we sucseed in offering a better alternative, and will lead to Kinetic controling and stabalizing the climate crisis. This Response is Required ! Alt. The TLL HUB (Holocaust) will continue to controls society and runs us around in loops.
by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 26, 2020
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Simon Berry

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.
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Simon

Cool dude with cool accent. He has much story to talk about, you can find an old soul in him and if you have an old soul too you guys gonna talk for hours about deep stuff. He is fun, sarcastic, cute and a good friend. He is not humble at all and he is mean sometimes. What else...

A good listener a good responser :)
Simon is the coolest
by Thecurlyhead June 21, 2020
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Simone

She likes to give head to other people’s boyfriends how cute!!!
Person 1: she seems like a thot
Person 2: her names probably simone
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