Salty Dog

Referring to something that happen to you that you want to blame on the dog. The dog comes from the story... So there was a boy who got 2 new things, a dog, and a white couch. He was doing his girl up the ass, hit a gland, and she shit all over the new couch. When the parents got home and he blamed the dog, so they had the new dog put to sleep...I.E. SALTY DOG

-Damn you just gave you a f in bio,
-i know
-thats a salty dog

by Ben"jamin" March 4, 2008

salty pirate

When you cum in a girl's eye and then kick her shin.

dirty ramirez

I gave my mother a Salty Pirate.

by the salty pirate July 3, 2007

Mr Salty

A person who is salty all the time.

Nothing good ever happens to Sam. He is Mr Salty

by Big Alec August 19, 2008

Salty Bitch

Tsukishima Kei

Tsukishima Kei was being an absolute salty bitch.

by Atsumu Miya August 9, 2020

salty donut

A water tube that has been used in salt water.

"Can't wait to ride on the salty donut this weekend!"

by yumsaltydonutsgrl July 6, 2009

salty peach

The act of eating an obese woman's sweaty ass while it is covered in semen.

So, my cousin Robert told me he eats salty peaches for dessert.

by Dhark fang August 2, 2016

salty babe

Beach babe; hot surfer girl

That salty babe always shows up to class right after surfing, straight out of the ocean; she's still got salt in her hair and sand on her toes.

by SGBB April 17, 2014