California Jersey Swap

When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.

I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!

by Hoganchugger July 5, 2024

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get a stapler straight

To know what is more important, can be used in a hilarious or serious manner, a synonym of get a marker straight

person 1: you need to study hard, stop being unproductive on TV shows, you need to do homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm gonna get a stapler straight about my homework.

by A Marker Lover February 4, 2026

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Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.

Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

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The Vince Staples Effect

When one party presents a truth or an uncomfortable sentiment in a deadpan or neutral manner and the other party reacts with amusement in order to ease the tension or awkwardness

Person 1: If Jesus came back, how would he feel about the commercialization of the cross he died on?
Person 2: Bro what the fuck. You just be saying shit.
Person 1: I’m deadass, I’m not even tryna be funny. Like ain’t no way he’d be cool with that..
Person 2: Damn. The Vince Staples Effect…

by Xiz! March 6, 2026

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