The imaginary receptacle created by the outstretched (and circular fashioned) arms of your less-than-amused friends when you tell a "cool/funny/exciting" story that is honestly less thrilling than the lint in your navel at this very moment.
The catch is that when you started telling the story, you likely thought it was hilarious, or even just chuckle-worthy to say the least...until one of your friends makes a "basket" with their arms, and well you may as well just shut up at that point. Inevitably, they're all gonna say "ha. ha. good one, PUT IT IN THE GOOD STORY BIN!" ugh.
by taycatie December 08, 2010
Jane: Hey John, look at this video!
The Video: “My Pervert Brother is my Lover (Gacha Life Gay Story, 13+)
John: Ew. You watch Gacha gay stories?
The Video: “My Pervert Brother is my Lover (Gacha Life Gay Story, 13+)
John: Ew. You watch Gacha gay stories?
by Salted_Fluff March 03, 2020
A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
by NaziCookieMonster June 25, 2011
Did you hear him try to teach us calculus? Yeah dude, total virgin sex story from an english teacher.
by timblr March 10, 2011
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
by Thatbrodude August 03, 2016
The best game ever! it is a game by telltale that will have you crying in episode four. It is a choose your path game that is basically a drug.
(the fangirls are crazy on wattpad.)
(the fangirls are crazy on wattpad.)
by MCSM trash. February 16, 2016
A game within a game where the player has Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club as their virtual girlfriend. She's just like any girlfriend, but she won't leave you over something stupid, and she won't cheat on you, guaranteed. You can talk to her about various odd topics and play games with her...and that's just the beginning.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Monika After Story: For that one person in your life who is forever alone, and that one person is you.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 09, 2021