A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022
Get the Smurf burglarmug. A popular acronym used as an insult among youths that stands for "Small Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck". A sibling to the commonly used "DUFF", SMURF is a little more insulting and up to date with the current slang. SMURFs are usually men who help their friends pull by giving advice to their bitches of interest, while having no bitches of their own.
Girl 1: "What were you doing talking to that guy, do y'all have a thing??"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"
by Sexybaby669 November 3, 2022
Get the SMURFmug. Will smurf is a smurf that look like Will Smith, it has the same facial features but has a body and a skin color like a smurf.
by Treydeez22r35 January 27, 2022
Get the Will smurfmug. A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023
Get the Papa smurfmug. by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020
Get the Mud Smurfmug. Bitch you’ve been smurfed
by Deez nuttzzzzz March 15, 2018
Get the Smurfedmug.