Roaming Rule

The Roaming Rule applies to all relationships, just like with your mobile phone network i.e 02 - when you go abroad, you turn off roaming charges...! When you go away with the lads...'roaming charges' are off...

Girl: "I can't believe you shagged another bird in Magaluf..."
Boy: "Doesn't count, the Roaming Rule comes into play when the plane touches down..."

by Woolfy47 May 22, 2015

aubergine rule

The art of begging for forgiveness not for acceptance when trying to pull off a risky task.

Lad 1: Mate Fancy Coming Ibiza Next Week
Softlad: Dunno will have to ask the missus?
Lad 1: Aubergine Rule my friend, Aubergine Rule

by DJ BULGE June 29, 2016

toothpaste rule

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.

"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.

by actuallynoplease June 6, 2016

biscuit rule

The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.

My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.

by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019

4am Rule

If a sus thing is said between 4-5 am its not gay as its too late to be considered gay

Guy 1: Damn im tryna eat some ass today
Guy 2: bro thats gay
Guy 1: its not its 4am the 4am Rule counts

by 9+10=2111 November 11, 2020

Ghost Rule Growl

A ghost rule growl refers to the powerful note in the song Ghost Rule by DECO*27. Although the original song doesn’t actually use Hatsune Miku’s growl, people like to make compilations of stolen vocaloid covers of the song calling them “Growl Compilations”.

“Oh god I found one of those TikTok accounts that just posts ghost rule growls”

by GnomeoStan23 September 7, 2021

Fox Rules

Knowingly saying something you know is false for profit.

I really did my homework mom, I'm not using Fox Rules?
Do you want the truth or can I go by Fox Rules?

by Philip Stevens March 7, 2023