piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.

“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”

by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019

thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.

Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018

by Thunder rod March 26, 2019

Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet

Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle

by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025

std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.

girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."

by leonsass August 3, 2024

white rod in little china

A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.

Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"

Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"

by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017

Hot Rod

The Futuristic red car from The Transformers: The Movie, Transformers: The Last Knight, Transformers Cyberverse. He also went by the name Rodimus in Transformers: Energon and Transformers: Animated

Person 1: Dude, I hate Hot Rod! He never should have become a Prime!
Person 2: I quite liked him as a Prime. He showed-
*Person 1 disembowels Person 2*

by My name is Optimus Prime July 17, 2025

Cherried rod

When a desperate male, wakes up with his dick raw, bleeding and rapidly on its way to infection cuz he stuck it in the first east county swamp donkey he got to come home with him.

Damn kristen! Take me to the hospital! I think your rotting pussy made my dick have Cherried rod!!!

by All Laced Up* September 26, 2021