a useless bald hod carrier that looks like homer simpson ugly twin and never turns up Mondays cos he's down spoons with his boyfriend
by mr cod September 03, 2022
by i eat uranium fuel rods July 28, 2022
A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.
Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
by DigitalDick March 19, 2023
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Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.
1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
by FriendlyHacker July 10, 2015
An affirmation similar to “yeah”, that can and should be used in any circumstance.
Likely coming from “roger”, but New Jersey-ified.
Likely coming from “roger”, but New Jersey-ified.
by merlilica December 19, 2021
by WhyDoISayThings July 07, 2021