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Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.
Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!
by zogree January 1, 2009
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reading braille

when you go up a chicks shirt and carress her soft boobs, makeing her nipples hard.
i was reading braille all last night with dorothia. she is so fine, and her boobs were wonderful.
by Robert Saggot January 18, 2006
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I Ready

A mofo test that belongs in hell and should have been Sister Snached off the Education System.
Teacher- We have a test today
The whole class- *sighs* and *cries*
Teacher- oh, I forgot. It’s an I Ready. Get your chrome books!
Whole class- * screams in British*
by Suffering._.Soudent;-; May 12, 2019
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Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)
"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."
by jbootsy March 13, 2008
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Burn After Reading

This is usually added at the end of an e-mail.
Mostly used in confidential mails and letters.
Critical information and other government agencies use this at the end of e-mails or letters.
EXAMPLE

(content xxx
xxxxx content)

-regards
xx

Please B.A.R (Burn After Reading)
by AL~agu February 25, 2011
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reading

a limerick city term for talking about someone behind their back
I heard that Susan was reading the arse off you last night
by Sus008 April 16, 2008
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Christian Science Reading Room

Bob spent a good deal of time in the christian science reading room after eating that bad shellfish.
by roqlobstr September 21, 2011
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