A woman who accompanies a single man to social events, or is married or otherwise partnered with a man for the sole purpose of giving the impression that said man is straight.
"Everybody knows Jimbo packs fudge in the brown bay, so why he come up in here with dat show pussy?"
by FishOnTuesday November 25, 2013
Get the show pussymug. Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.
"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.
Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.
Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.
by Marcuse Treichler July 26, 2012
Get the wooden pussymug. When a girl never shaves her pubic hairs and they grow into a thick afro.
Pussy afro's were very popular in 1977.
Pussy afro's were very popular in 1977.
by Hairless is better, don't you think? January 2, 2005
Get the Pussy Afromug. Is something a woman has when you see a man (or men) that will completely do anything she asks or tells him (or them) to do without question after having sexual intercourse with said woman, i.e. A spell that is cast by a woman after sex that makes a man give up everything he has including friends and family. You will also experience hearing faint native voodoo drums when staring at her crotch or when she is within sight. You could experience a strong overwhelming to do anything including and not limited to sticking a live chicken in your ass if she asked you to do so.
What the hell is that guy thinking....she is treating him like shit and he keeps putting up with it, she must have Voodoo Pussy.
by Russell Pridgen December 30, 2007
Get the Voodoo Pussymug. “Damn she was wet asf it sounded like stirring Mac n cheese”
“Damnn sounds like she had a juicy pussy”
“Damnn sounds like she had a juicy pussy”
by ThatmanJ420 January 28, 2018
Get the juicy pussymug. She opened her legs wide open giving full view of spread pussy as I mounted her with my hard cock ready to pop her cherry.
by shaukat October 11, 2009
Get the spread pussymug. A sudden stare of death and hatred used on the male species by women. Usually initiated by something done or said "wrong" by a guy.
It could be a noun or verb;Made known by comedian Patrice o'neal.
It could be a noun or verb;Made known by comedian Patrice o'neal.
Guy 1 :Watch what you say, she might pussy beam you.
Guy 2: I ain't getting no pussy beam from what im about to say.
Guy 2: I ain't getting no pussy beam from what im about to say.
by Chris Ho December 10, 2008
Get the Pussy beammug.