cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

cum police by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022

tinder police 

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.

tinder police by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

chicken police

Quality control person at a chicken processing plant.

The damn chicken police reject all of the chicken on my line.

chicken police by Ninashroom February 22, 2023

Positivity police 

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

Positivity police by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

Horny Police 

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

Horny Police by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Ning police 

Someone who hunts a Ning

person 1: 2.2 isn't coming out
person 2: you Ning!!! im calling the Ning police!

Ning police by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

wet police 

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

wet police by &-6.0} September 8, 2023