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Alicante Pick n Mix

A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.

First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.
Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.
by Bobby's Bitch May 2, 2022
mugGet the Alicante Pick n Mixmug.

i dont pick up

fake fam is calling
i dont pick up when fake fam calls!
by BumStatusYo December 10, 2018
mugGet the i dont pick upmug.

Picking up the Jewish spare

When you get three towers with two planes.
When the lampshades and gas chambers aren't real but you still get to round up to six million, you might be picking up the Jewish spare.
by Indigo Mandingo January 11, 2019
mugGet the Picking up the Jewish sparemug.

Loser Gets to Pick Up

What you say to the winner of a board game when they are celebrating right before you walk away.
Carolyn: I won! In your face!

You: Whatever, loser gets to pick up. *walks away*
by Plaid Drapes January 21, 2014
mugGet the Loser Gets to Pick Upmug.

white boys pick me

esp: a white female /black (and or other) who pretends to hate black males for a racist white males acceptance or approval, sometimes even resorting to false information spreading, racial slurs, false accounts, homophobic slurs, gas-lighting, abuse or even violence to become his potential sexual mate
example1: a "white boys pick me" white female see's a black male and will suddenly yell the N-word very loudly, over and over (because she knows or assumes all white males automatically hate black males and wants his acceptance)
example2: a "white boys pick me" black female will go out of her way to insult black males ...talking down or yelling at a black male that he is "weak" (demasculation) for a "racist white males" acceptance (against her own) 'Candice Owens' justified the death of George Floyd ...using lies/misinformation for such acceptance
more accurate example e3: "white boys pick me" > black n*ggers!! blacks!! f*ggets!! monkeys!! etc -- etc ...then she looks at the white males face to see his reaction, hoping she's been chosen by a racist white males approval as a possible mate
(note: black males have done her no actual harm, but she will pretend as though they have ...false accounts, gas-lighting, false information)
(2nd note: there abuse or violence can also extend beyond "black males" and progress towards other women, the elderly or those that simply disagree or that they deem as "in there way" of being "picked" )
mugGet the white boys pick memug.

pick me up potion

slang for amphetamines, modafinil, or other stimulants
i need to cram for my quantum mechanics midterm; ugh, im gonna take massive amounts of pick me up potion
by inquilinekea March 24, 2010
mugGet the pick me up potionmug.

Pick Me Girl Syndrome

When someone acts like a pick me girl, saying the words "teehee", copying people's video edits, brainwashing people, thinking your most important over everyone.

Side effects may include,
- anger
- nausea
- memory loss
- high pitched voice
- losing long-time friends
- multiple crushes on people
Oh no! You have pick me girl syndrome! Quick! To the hospital!
by dessaesthetic November 11, 2022
mugGet the Pick Me Girl Syndromemug.

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