Shawn Patrick

Bigger’n badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earl

note; not affiliated in anyway with those named “Sean”

that Shawn Patrick really is a good’n

by Vinesh Singh October 27, 2022

Patrick

some type of ginger dude whos 6'8 and could probably beat your sorry ass at an origami duel

Girl: Who's that?

Patrick: I'm the man of your dreams ;)

*Proceeds to make girl an origami platypus*

by Asimpforgingers December 16, 2020

Patrick Peeper

Someone who looks through your bedroom window while you sleep.

Last night I caught a Patrick Peeper looking through my bedroom window

by Jdawgg August 31, 2017

Patrick

very cute, smart and sexy guy with a big penis mentality

i wanna suck Patrick’s dick!

by itookyourmomsvcard August 11, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is the definition of a perfect friend. They are the cutest people you will ever meet and always funny and kind. Patrick has the most gorgeous eyes and eyelashes known to earth, I mean everyone should be envious. Patrick is shy at first when meeting him but after getting to know him, he's the sweetest guy. Patrick's have the most adorable laugh and smile. Their smiles could light up a whole room.

Boy 1 (lets call him Indiana): I wish I was like him
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick

by @nonymous_;) December 6, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

YOOO let’s all get patrick shwavyd! it’s lit.

by mr. poopybutthole December 16, 2019

patrick canavan

the bestest of friends anyone could ever have

i have a patrick canavan

by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 18, 2021