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Scuba Phone

A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors:

1. The caller has a crappy phone.

2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.

3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.

4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.

Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!

Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
by Tea Monster September 11, 2013
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Chekin' the phone

The act of vacating the immediate area in order to pass wind.
*i gotta be chekin' the phone*
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by Pynapil September 16, 2009
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Phone cuddling

/fōn/ /ˈkədlin/ (verb) aka Phone cuddlin' 1. of or related to phone cuddle. 2. act of having the phone next to you while talking to a recipient and falling asleep, which may occur in both professional or personal situation.
The act can be accidental or intentional. Prior warning of slumber should be vocalized if personal. Snoring may occur. Friendship/Relationship/Family should not take offense. Repeat if necessary.

Action in the Professional setting may have side affect of release from employment (Caution: face planting is imminent).
*Check your phone provider for possible overage charges.
I love it when my girlfriend is phone cuddling with me as we have phone sex.
During a conference call, we heard our manager phone cuddling as the snoring was loud on the speaker phone.
by Virgil S. January 13, 2015
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phone penis

When you stick a phone in a girls vagina on vibrate with male siri talking
by Nonyaxx September 6, 2016
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no phone zone

A description of an area in your home in which you generally prohibit the use of cellphones.
Our family’s dining room table has been designated as a ‘no phone zone’ and this allows us to actually look into one another’s eyes and have conversations during meals.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023
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Phone-Phoney

A person that uses a cel phone to avoid people or conversation.
Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.
by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008
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Plasti-phone

A plastic appearing saxophone. Normally has a matte type of finish.
The girl in the second row plays a Plasti-phone. Wonder how much it was.”
by Goochee August 16, 2018
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