Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Obama Bin Latté

He was so bad at playing darts that he hit two candles he also was the best person in hide and seek until he lost his 2K+ Kill streak

"World Trade Center, Rip L bozo" - Obama Bin Latté

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Obama Bath Water

You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)

Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY February 9, 2023

Obama sin Laden

Number 15. Obama sin Laden. It is rumoured to be one of the most sinful Obamas to ever be. He is one of the best hide-n-seek players, just like his Arabian counterpart, Osama bin Laden .

Number 15. Obama sin Laden.

by Master of the bizdă February 27, 2023

obama wiwi

This is used when you're playing an i-message 20 questions round with your friend whose name is Gerardo, and he makes a question joke, "obama wiwi?" and you reply with the default option, "sometimes".

Gerardo : "obama wiwi?"
Sam : "Sometimes"

by sammywammybigflappymeat June 16, 2023

Obama'd

The act of giving false hope

My boy said he was bringing over a bunch of hot girls. He Obama'd the shit out of me and never showed up.

by Shaforkafor June 22, 2023

Obama yo mama

The act of eating a load of vegatables enough for your shit to get really hard and bulky and then take somebody of you don’t like’s mom, squat over their face and start pushing your shit out really hard while repeating “YES WE CAN!!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!”

Person to someone they don’t like: “Hey bitch I’m gonna obama yo mama you better watch out yo window tonight or else you gon catch me obamaing yo momma”

by Acidmofo September 18, 2023