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Nick Jonas

A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
by Weezernatorr October 1, 2008
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Nicks mum

If anyone ever asks you an awkward question, just reply "Nicks mum" or "Nicks mum did it" etc.
Refers to a 'milf'
" Hey dude, where were you last night?"
".... with Nicks mum?"

OR

" Who do you like more, me or him?"
" Errrr... Nicks mum"
by hannah&chlo January 31, 2010
mugGet the Nicks mummug.

nick hexum

HOTTT throat player from the best band in the galaxy, 311. A musical god.
"Were laying back on it just like good sex,
Smooth yet physcodelic its called the nix hex"...yum nick hexum yum...
by che<311 August 5, 2009
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nicked up

(DC term normly) To be scarred, Scarred your going to get caught by authority figure or someone that you would be scarred to get caught by doing something you would get in trouble enough for you to be scarred.
What you all nicked up for that dude can't whip you!
by Ron John DC October 2, 2007
mugGet the nicked upmug.

nick jones

one of the coolest mother fuckers alive. posesses a huge dick, quite comedic, witty, and everyone loves chillin with this fucker.
1)Jon:"ey, what you doin cuz?"
Dave:"Nuthin, just chillin with Jones"
Jon:"Oh fuck! I'll be over in 20!"

2) Jen:"OMG, i just fucked Nick Jones..."
Christen:"What, was it bad?"
Jen:"No, best sex I've ever fucking had!"
by blazinallday420 May 22, 2009
mugGet the nick jonesmug.

Nick Carter

A really cool, sweet guy who happens to sing for a living.
He's awesome. He's like Nick Carter.
by downthestreet February 23, 2008
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Nick Hexum

Hott guy and the lead singer of the world's best band; 311.
Nick Hexum's lookin hella good on that stage right now!
by lil miss lyss January 14, 2005
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