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National fighting day

National fighting day is August 9th

National fighting day is when

When people who have beef or problems just being petty fight
Samara fought ole girl on National fighting day
by Samara nicole August 5, 2018
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National Clown day

it’s everyday. Because you’re a clown. Did you get left on read by your crush? CLOWN. Did you get rejected? CLOWN. Did you wake up this morning? ofc because ur a mf CLOWN.
i wonder when national clown day is??” it’s everyday Karen because you’re a clown.
by jojoaintnohoehoe October 23, 2019
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National Fuckboy Day

National Fuckboy day is on September 13th every year. Many fuckboys have been born on this day and unfortunately, this month. There are those few boys that escape this policy and others who are born on the other 335 days in the year. On this day, we mourn for those who have been tortured by the pathetic fuckboys, and allow ourselves to be even more petty than we usually are, they deserve it.
OMG, Chad was born on National Fuckboy Day...don't fuck with him.
by suchapeach September 13, 2016
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National Rape Day

Rape day is bullshit, there’s no such thing. If you think you can go around traumatizing people, YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN.
Jake: Oh yeah bro, It’s National Rape Day I’m gonna go rape Emily today, can’t wait to traumatize her.

Emily: Hold my pepper spray.

THATS NOT OKAY. CONSENT IS NEEDED
by noellsux April 14, 2021
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National Crush Day

National Crush Day can be any day, its a day to whoever have a crush and him/her would either post each other or sometimes even get bold and just be straight at him/her and get straight to the point.
National Crush Day is a day when people that like each other and basically revealing secrets to each other about why him/her likes each other
by 4knasiaa October 1, 2018
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National kiss day

National kiss day is April 13

So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship
Single or taken kiss someone
On national kiss day you can kiss who ever you want don’t hessitat just kiss them
by Lopez191 May 26, 2018
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national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
by CBianchi August 23, 2007
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