Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.

Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?

by jižźżzzzzz in my pants yyyuuum April 28, 2016

naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…

Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!

by dubl-D February 3, 2012

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 10, 2022

butt naked

to take off everything of value and give it to the person robbing you. Similar to Break yourself which can be done in conjunction with getting butt naked.

Break yo self fool, get that shit in this bag, butt naked, bitch

by The realest of the fake January 4, 2018

Naked and Afraid

a girl and a boy that like eachother but the girl is to embarrassed to date the boy so she doesnt talk to him at all.

"Omg Dolly wont talk to Harry!"
"Oh my god shes probably Naked and Afraid."

by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017

going into battle bare naked

1) Idiom for going into an arguement without any comebacks or plans to do anything if you're losing.

2) going into any battle in a game, fully unprepared for the strength of the opponent. (Not enough armor, not strong enough, etc.)

1) "Lidia's never going to get out of that arguement, she's going into battle bare naked!"
2) "Sockcat43 is just unprepared for this boss. He's going into battle bare naked!"

by Diowbs November 13, 2022