Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito

Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020

tell me now!

The refrain of an adult with a child's level of patience.

"At some point maybe we can discuss it."
"No! Tell me now!"

by Monkey's Dad May 31, 2020

Buy now, pay later

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

by VON_Schlippenbach June 9, 2020

Now and Later

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.

my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.

by Potassiumlimabean June 19, 2020

The Kutty $now

The act of piledriving your face into a biracial woman’s vaginal cavity that is doused in semen and cocaine.

“Hey Becky, tonight I think we should spice things up and try The Kutty $now.”

by KoevHalev July 12, 2020

the now

slang for just now

‘have yous done the homework’ ‘aye i’ve just finished it the now’

by imnotwrong:) August 6, 2020

tail gone now

hehee

tail gone now ):

by mr beebo September 27, 2020